Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Recipe




Aperitif: marriage, on the rocks

Ingredients

1 husband (aloof)
1 wife (bored)
1 co-worker (horny)

optional: 1-2 children

Separate husband and wife. Chill.
Knead wife and co-worker until affair becomes messy.

Introduce husband.
Mixture should bleed.

Add children to heighten misery.
 

1 comment:

  1. Love your stories. I used to post on the 50wordstory site, maybe I'll try to get back to it.

    I would highly recommend you post ALL of your stories to the community. Why hold back? No one minds if you flood it, in fact, all the better!

    This Recipe one reminded me of a little something I wrote after my last breakup. Thought I'd share it with you.

    http://abbreviatedman.livejournal.com/169846.html

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